Monday, October 27, 2008

Mccarty Johnson!

Mccarty Playing Spanish Song!

Friday, October 24, 2008

I Fucked Up

I tried to format a memory card to Technobox but instead ended up erasing everything in my user bank. All my sequences are gone and I dont have a back up of any of them.

No more Cool Runnings

So fuck it, I'm compiling all the recordings I can find and calling it my EP.
Most of these are just different recordings of the same songs.

Cat Cat Cat Maybe Good
Download 01 Cat Cat Cat Maybe Good.mp3

Something About You May be good (No, Total Lie)
Download 04 Something About You Maybe Good.mp3

Today I Feel Fine Maybe Good
Download 05 Today I Feel Fine Maybe Good.mp3

My Friend Tim Something About You
Download my friend tim- something about you.mp3

My Friend Tim Cool Runnings
Download My Friend Tim Cool Runnings.mp3

The Native Americans Are Calling Themselves Indians
Download The Native Americans Are Calling Themselves Indians.mp3

Cool Runnings
Download Cool Runnings.mp3

Licorce In Your Shoes
Download My Friend Tim - Licorice In Your Shoes.mp3

Cougars Vs. Bangles
Download Cougars Vs. Bangles.mp3

Thursday, October 23, 2008

The days of our lives

Ive been having way too many colitis attacks recently. My friend Dylan and I were packing up our equipment getting ready to head out to our show when I had a terrible moment and had to sit down on the hood of a car. Sometimes with colitis sudden pains happen and the only way to deal with them is to sit. I totally left a small shit puddle on the hood of the car when I got up.

Its pretty fucking weird my sister and best friend got married then divorced and are now back together or something. It was even weirder when I was living with them and his parents.

This kid I used to consider a good friend started dating my ex girlfriend who I still had strong feelings for at the time, she told me we were going to get back together when I came home to Orlando up until a week before I came back. She told me she just "could not be in a relationship right now". One of my other friends was entertaining the idea of pursuing her while I was gone but didn't, when I told the guy who is dating her now about that he said "I don't like that, I don't like her being with anyone but you." The night I came back into Orlando I went over to his place and she was there along with some other friends, she was wearing his shirt and neither of them were very welcoming to me nor did they say anything about what was going on. I was going to move into that apartment too.

Another thing to add to all this....
I had chlamydia and gave it to this girl unknowingly, she found out because the OBGYN called her parents to tell them she tested positive for it. I talked to all my previous sexual partners about it to let them know however I'm still not positive who had it. I do know though that the guy who's dating my ex girlfriend had unprotected sex with the girl I'm pretty sure I got it from. He never got treated or tested for that matter.

Some old man tried to show me his penis in Virginia. I was riding my bike and when I rode by his house, he was sitting outside in a chair. He waved to me and I waved to him, then he motioned me over. It was about 4 pm in broad day light on a busy street so it seemed safe. I didn't have shit to do so I figured what the hell I'll go talk to this old man. I go up to him and start talking for awhile. Hes old and kind of crazy but I figured he was harmless. After some conversation about the weather he says to me "Want to see my dick?". For a second I was really unsure if that was what I really heard but then I came out of the initial shock you have after an old man tries to show you his penis and got on my bike and started to take off. As I'm leaving I can hear him saying "you can tell me if its big or not!". I filed a police report the next day.

Before I left to Virginia I had sex with one of my friends ex girlfriends shortly after they broke up. I didn't tell him about it and he helped her move to Portland. I told him first thing when I got back but its still a piece of shit thing to do. Its hard to justify being upset with people when your doing the same thing you don't agree with them doing.

There was a Craigs list post about working as a bathroom attendant at a party. I responded to it and ended up getting the job. Apparently I was the second pick (the first person didn't know English too well but had bathroom experience) from about 80 people. I got a call from the guy the other night letting me know there was an "alternative lifestyle parade" going on and he wanted to know if I was ok with that. I told him I didn't care but I personally was not gay. He assured me that more likely there would be more hetero sexual people than gay people there. I stood outside the bathroom next to a sink in this nice condo in Thornton park offering people mints or candy and things of the sort. I found out later I was supposed to be dispensing soap into peoples hands and offering them paper towels so for about two hours I just stood there talking to people while getting paid 10 dollars an hour. The party was so gay. The bartender had no shirt on and was wearing a bow tie. Everyone there was so cliche gay and they called them selves woman and sisters. I met a girl and she would go and get drinks for me. I basically just drank the whole time. After awhile some people asked if I cared if they did coke, at first I was said "oh whatever I don't care" but then I realized it wasn't my call to say that. It wasn't my party. They did it anyways and then the guy who was employing me started doing it along with everyone else at the party. I was working as a bathroom attendant at a gay pride coke party. I got to go and watch the parade with everyone and even drank a few beers during it. The parade was awesome and all the people at the party were great. I got hit on a lot but it was never weird or creepy, It didnt bother me either. If anything getting hit on is a compliment in a weird way. After I got done working I stayed at the party with them for a few hours and partied. I partied really hard. I smoked a blunt with a few of the guys including the one who had just employed me. I decided to leave which was a terrible idea. I was way too trashed and sick, I had to sit down on the curb right outside of the building I was just in and started throwing up in the gutter of a busy street downtown while waiting for my friends to pick me up. At this point it was about 7:30 pm. They took me to the place I used to live and passed out.


"weirdness rides the wind"